Author: Arnie Lightning
Lots of hilarious holiday laughs for kids! Makes a wonderful stocking stuffer or Christmas gift for children. From the #1 bestselling author, Arnie Lightning, comes a brand-new Christmas joke collection with lots of hilarious holiday jokes, knee-slappers, and moan-n-groaners. You will be rolling on the floor laughing at all the jokes about Santa Claus, elves, reindeer, Christmas trees, gifts, and more. Arnie's witty and comedic humor returns with the 2017 holiday edition to make your little ones laugh with nonstop puns and jokes about everything to do with Christmas. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together! ♦ Also available in eBook and audiobook formats ♦ Lots of hilarious Christmas jokes and riddles Fun Christmas puzzles and mazes included Fantastic for early and beginning readers This book is great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud with friends and family at home or school. Q: What was the barber's favorite Christmas song? A: Oh comb all ye faithful! Q: What do you call a singing elf? A: A wrapper! Q: What song do Santa's elves sing to him when he comes home freezing on Christmas night? A: Freeze a jolly good fellow! Scroll up and click buy to grab these hilarious holiday jokes today!
Crazy Christmas Jokes
Author: Alison Grambs, Steve Harpster
Publisher: Sterling Publishing Company, Inc.
Jokes with a Christmas theme.
The first-ever Christmas collection from the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids is finally here with hundreds of holiday- and winter-themed jokes to make the season bright. The holiday season just got a whole lot merrier now that Rob Elliott is back with another instant classic full of fresh, frosty fun to bring the whole family together. These pages are bursting with laughter to warm up the fireside, the sledding slopes, and everywhere in between. Why don’t lobsters give Christmas presents? Because they’re shellfish!
Christmas Jokes BUNDLE BOOK for Children ~ SPECIAL OFFER: 3 BOOKS IN 1 Joke telling is very fun and can bring a smile to the face of others. Kids love jokes! Jokes can aid in story-telling, create laughs, and help with conversation and social skills. Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for children for any season. Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hours of fun and entertainment. This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. This funny joke book is full of funny jokes that will have you laughing for hours! This is one of the best joke collections in the world. These jokes will have you full with the giggles. These funny jokes are excellent for kids, children, teens, and adults. Early and beginner readers can practice reading aloud and learning. Scroll up and click 'buy' to get the laughter recipe today!
Do you have a child that loves to laugh, needs a bit of holiday spirit, some cheering up, or just plain loves Christmas? If you do this would be a perfect addition to their collection. Christmas Jokes and Riddles for Kids is a book full of funny jokes and riddles about Christmas, Santa Claus, reindeer, and the holiday season.
"Read jokes, limericks, tongue twisters, and knock-knock jokes about Christmas. Also find out fun facts about the holiday"--Provided by publisher.
Author: Riley Weber
Over 50 pages of illustrated full-color Christmas jokes for kids about all things Christmas such as snowmen, presents, Santa, elves, and much more. Santa - I am going to start saying “Ha! Ha! Ha!” instead of “Ho! Ho! Ho!” after reading all these silly Christmas jokes. Snowman - I can't really read very well because someone gave me small buttons for eyes, so having two illustrations for every Christmas jokes in the book was helpful. Elf - When my hands start hurting from making all the toys for the good girls and boys, I'm gonna 'kick it' with my fellow 'elfies' and toss around these Christmas jokes. We could all use a few good laughs. I might even take an 'Elfie' of us all laughing and post it on my blog. Scrooge - “Bah hum bug!” Grinch - Next time I am tempted to take any toys away before Christmas, I am going to read these Christmas jokes to smile big and get my mind off of other people's toys. Christmas Present - I'm just wanna wrap up all these funny Christmas jokes and put it under the tree for all the good girls and boys.
Father Christmas, the British Santa Claus, offers a collection of jokes about Christmas, reindeer, world travel, snow, holiday foods, pets, himself, and other seasonal topics.
Knock knock! Who's there? Barry Loser's Christmas Joke Book Wow! Really? It's snow joke... It's the keelest time of the year, so why not celebrate with this collection of Christmas crackers from everyone's favourite loser? A festive feast of puns, one-liners, cartoons and funny tales, all with a Barry Loser twist. Perfect for sharing with friends and family and best enjoyed when read very loudly at 5am on Christmas morning. All jokes guaranteed to make you snort-laugh a mince pie through your nose*. We wish you a Barry Christmas, and an amazekeel new year! *Any unfunny jokes were written by Barry's dad. Have you read all the Barry Loser books? I am not a Loser I am still not a Loser I am so over being a Loser Barry Loser and the holiday of doom Barry Loser and the case of the crumpled carton Barry Loser hates half term Barry Loser and the birthday billions Barry Loser: I am Not a Loser was selected as a Tom Fletcher Book Club 2017 title. Jim Smith is the keelest kids’ book author in the whole wide world amen. He graduated from art school with first class honours (the best you can get) and is the author of the Roald Dahl Funny Prize-winning and bestselling BARRY LOSER series, as well as the superkeel spin-off series, FUTURE RATBOY. Jim lives in London and also designs cards and gifts under the name Waldo Pancake.
Merry Xmas! Your kid will love this adorable Christmas book with a lot of interesting tales and santa jokes. This is an important book for small childrens to get them know about santa and introduce them to the main stream of christmas! Also included: Christmas Jokes & Christmas Coloring Book! These stories are nice for quick bedtime stories for kids and best tales to be read aloud with friends and family! Excellent for early and intermediate readers Great for reading aloud with friends and family Christmas stories and adventures about Christmas Funny Christmas jokes for kids FREE Christmas coloring book downloads included Story List: The true story of santa claus The star of Bethlehem The Little Match Girl The Selfish Gaint Cook Christmas Eve The child who wants it all A perfect christmas Christmas in the forest Christmas spiders The helper of santa Claus A christmas gift An incredible journey Birth of Jesus This book contains CHRISTMAS STORIES + JOKES + COLOURING BOOK Merry Christmas to all !! Tags: Christmas, Christmas books, christmas stories, kids christmas stories, christmas stories for kids, childrens christmas stories, christmas stories for children, Christmas stories, short stories for kids, short stories, stories for kids, Christmas jokes, kids christmas stories, childrens christmas stories, kids christmas books, childrens christmas books, books for kids, santa claus, reindeer, santa, thanksgiving turkey, bedtime stories, kids books, ebooks, books for kids, jokes, kids, hilarious, children, kid, kids books, childrens books, childrens book, kids book about christmas, elementary, kids book, books for kids, childrens book, book, thankful, kindle book, kindle ebook, comedy, humor, early reader, beginning reader, kids comedy, bedtime stories, free ebooks, ebooks free, stories for kids, preschool, ages 3-5, ages 6-8, ages 9-12, preteen, beginning readers, beginner reading, kids stories, children stories
Author: Effie Louise Koogle
What do you call a very small valentine? A valentiny. Give your readers more jokes, limericks, riddles, tongue twisters, and fun facts about different holidays. They can also create their own funny greeting card.
Author: Arnie Lightning
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Christmas Stories, Jokes, Games, Activities, and Christmas Coloring Book! Christmas is almost here and the excitement is all around. The twinkling Christmas lights and the aroma of freshly baked cookies fills the air. You and your child will enjoy these special Christmas stories about Tinself the Christmas elf. Each story is about Tinsel and his fun-filled adventures. Tinsel loves Christmas more than any other elf and wants to spread the holiday cheer with all the boys and girls in the world! This book is wonderful for reading aloud at school, waiting rooms, traveling, and sharing with friends and family! 3,500+ words Cute Christmas stories for kids Perfect for early and beginner readers Funny and hilarious Christmas jokes Exciting games and activities for kids Christmas coloring book Bright and colorful images for early and younger readers Fun for the entire family! Kids and children can practice their reading skills and enjoy the holiday season. These special Christmas stories are sure to get you and your family in the Christmas spirit. The hilarious Christmas jokes will have everyone laughing! Story List & Activities: The Christmas Elf Series Collection Tinsel and the Sad Little Reindeer Tinsel and the Christmas Spirit Ornaments Just for Fun Activity Tinsel and the Search for Gingerbread Just for Fun Activity Tinsel's Cookie and Milk Dilemma Just for Fun Activity Merry Christmas, Tinsel! Christmas Jokes Find the Differences 1 Find the Differences 2 Find the Differences 3 Find the Differences 4 Santa Maze Christmas coloring book Solutions Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie Lightning Arnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Learning morals, lessons, and good character can start at a young age. Arnie's books reflect this. By providing a comfortable and entertaining environment, learning can be a fun activity! You can find out more at: www.ArnieLightning.com Scroll up and click 'buy' to make some special Christmas memories with your child! tags: children christmas books, christmas picture books, kids christmas book, christmas books for kids, christmas books for children, santa claus, christmas, christmas elf, a christmas story, kindle christmas books
The #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series heads back to school with a collection of brand-new jokes that will have the whole class in stitches! A new class clown is in town: Rob Elliott’s #1 bestselling Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids series is back with a set of jokes to last the whole school year. With riotous jokes for every occasion—from chortling in the hallways to cackling on the bus—these instant classics full of fresh, clean humor will keep the whole school quaking with laughter! How do bees get to class? They take the school buzz!