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Jokes for Minecrafters

Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Michele C. Hollow, Jordon P. Hollow, Steven M. Hollow
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1510706372
Pages: 176
Year: 2016-02-02
Jokes for Minecrafters: Booby Traps, Bombs, Boo-Boos, and More is the first book in the new Jokes for Minecrafters series, which celebrate the humor in Minecraft from skeleton mobs to zombie pigmen. Be prepared to laugh! No ghast or blaze is safe from being the punch line of these jokes! Inside you will find hilarious jokes like: Why did the slime stay home? He had no place to goo! How did Steve know that the skeleton was lying to him? He could see right through him. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll love telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus, you’ll find illustrations throughout for even more laughs! Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love stories told with LEGO bricks, books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. We also publish books for fans of Minecraft and Pokemon GO, including books full of useful hacks, tips, and tricks, as well as Minecraft adventure stories for readers who love the fight of good vs. evil, featuring a magical academy similar to Hogwarts in the Harry Potter saga. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Minecraft Jokes

Minecraft Jokes

Author: Steve Creeper
Publisher:
ISBN: 1508783284
Pages: 30
Year: 2015-03-07
Here're some jokes from the bookQ: If Steve weren't a miner, what would he be instead? A: A boxer, because he can punch trees. Q: Which two countries love to play Minecraft? A: Iron and I-rock (Iran and Iraq). Q: Why don't some people ever tell Minecraft jokes? A: Because people might think they're square! Q: How do you make a Minecraft movie into a block-buster? A: Craft a block of TNT and blow up a mine!
Hacks for Minecrafters: Mods

Hacks for Minecrafters: Mods

Author: Megan Miller
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1510706038
Pages: 128
Year: 2016-03-01
Minecraft was designed to allow other people to modify it. And while there are several successful game guides on the market already, this book is the first unofficial “hacker’s” super-guide dedicated to adding mods (modifications) to your Minecraft game. Mods add content to the game to alter gameplay, changing the creative feel of the game or giving the players more options for how they interact within the Minecraft world. Mods can make your game run faster, they can add new mobs, mechanics, and quests, and even entirely new dimensions to play in. Change the rules of your world with each mod you add—anything is fair game! This book explores today’s range of modded Minecraft play, from the must-haves to the fanciful—from utilities like Inventory Tweaks and JourneyMap, to full-fledged gameplay extensions and modpacks, like Thaumcraft, Twilight Forest, and Agrarian Skies. Written for seven- to twelve-year-old Minecrafters this is the ultimate guide on Minecraft mods—keep your game new and exciting with all these expert tips and tricks.
The Quest for the Diamond Sword

The Quest for the Diamond Sword

Author: Winter Morgan
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1632204436
Pages: 112
Year: 2014-08-12
Steve lives on a wheat farm. He has everything he needs to live in the Minecraft world: a bed, a house, and food. Steve likes to spend his mornings in the NCP village and trade his wheat for emeralds, armor, books, swords, and food. One morning, he finds that Zombies have attacked the villagers. The Zombies have also turned the village blacksmith into a Zombie, leaving Steve without a place to get swords. To protect himself and the few villagers that remain, Steve goes on a quest to mine for forty diamonds, which are the most powerful mineral in the Overworld. He wants to craft these diamonds into a diamond sword to shield him and the villagers from the Zombies. Far from his home, with night about to set in, Steve fears for his life. Nighttime is when users are most vulnerable in Minecraft. As he looks for shelter in a temple, he meets a trio of treasure hunters, Max, Lucy, and Henry, who are trying to unearth the treasure under the temple. Steve tells them of his master plan to mine for the most powerful mineral in the Overworld—the diamond. The treasure hunters are eager to join him. Facing treacherous mining conditions, a thunderstorm, and attacks from hostile mobs, these four friends question if it’s better to be a single player than a multiplayer, as they try to watch out for each other and chase Steve’s dream at the same time. Will Steve find the diamonds? Will his friends help or hinder the search? Should he trust his new treasure hunter friends? And will Steve get back in time to save the villagers? Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love to play Minecraft; stories told with LEGO bricks; books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Jokes for Blokes

Jokes for Blokes

Author: Llewellyn Dowd, Phil McCracken
Publisher: Random House
ISBN: 144649148X
Pages: 576
Year: 2011-10-06
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? About 9 pints What do you call a man with a 2 inch penis? Justin What's pink and hard in the morning? The Financial Times crossword Did you hear about the consignment of Viagra pills stolen from a warehouse? Police are on the lookout for hardened criminals An aeroplane is about to crash, when a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, 'If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.' She removes all her clothing and asks, 'Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?' A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, 'Here, iron this!' The greatest ever collection of dirty jokes guaranteed to offend and outrage the prudish. Full of hilarious gags, it's totally politically incorrect, unashamedly x-rated and downright filthy. Definitely one to keep well out of the way of the mother-in-law...
Bacca and the Riddle of the Diamond Dragon

Bacca and the Riddle of the Diamond Dragon

Author: Jerome ASF
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1510703993
Pages: 224
Year: 2015-08-04
JeromeASF, the YouTube sensation, debuts his Bacca character on the printed page with this action-packed Minecraft adventure for all ages. Bacca has it all. The most celebrated (and furry) star in the Overworld, he’s the person others look to for help building their dungeons, mazes, and castles. He has a girlfriend, LadyBacc, and his most prized possession of all—a diamond axe called Betty. One day, Bacca is approached by a mysterious dragon . . . made entirely of diamonds! The dragon is from a new biome—a secret land few have ever seen—where a special object has been stolen. A seemingly impossible set of riddles and challenges stands in the way of getting it back, but if Bacca can help, the dragon promises he’ll receive a new weapon even better than Betty. Is he willing to risk everything and push his crafting skills to their very limits? As his millions of YouTube fans already know . . . of course he is! He’s Bacca! Perfect for Minecraft fans of all ages, Bacca and the Riddle of the Diamond Dragon showcases the YouTube Minecraft star that fans around the world have come to love: funny, creative, and just a little bit crazy! Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love to play Minecraft; stories told with LEGO bricks; books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Escape from the Overworld

Escape from the Overworld

Author: Danica Davidson
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1634501047
Pages: 112
Year: 2015-01-06
From the publisher of The Quest of the Diamond Sword and Battle of the Nether comes a new novel for Minecrafters which takes on a spellbinding battle that brings Stevie and zombie mobs into the real world! Stevie is in for a big surprise while building his treehouse: he’s first attacked by a creeper, and then must take on a group of zombies! The near miss has him feeling like the worst mob fighter in Minecraft, so when he finds a portal into a brand-new world, he’s willing to take his chances. He steps out of a computer screen and into the room of a sixth-grade girl Maison, who’s a talented Minecraft builder. Stevie is shocked by how different this world is, and Maison takes him under her wing. But soon the two friends learn zombies have also made their way out of the portal! More and more creatures are slipping out by the second, wreaking havoc on a world that has no idea how to handle zombies, creepers, giant spiders, and the like. Stevie and Maison must put their heads together and use their combined talents in order to push the zombies back into Minecraft, where they belong. As Stevie and Maison’s worlds become more combined, their adventure becomes intense and even more frightening than they could have ever imagined. Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love to play Minecraft; stories told with LEGO bricks; books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
Minecraft by ConCrafter

Minecraft by ConCrafter

Author: Concrafter
Publisher: Macmillan
ISBN: 1250105668
Pages: 240
Year: 2016-02-16
An essential and entertaining users' guide to Minecraft by a wildly popular YouTube phenom! This full color, user-friendly guide to one of the most popular computer games in the world is written by THE Minecraft expert in Germany, 19-year-old ConCrafter, who has more than 1.1 million followers on YouTube. In this book – which is part guide and part gaming memoir – ConCrafter shares personal stories alongside newMinecraft tricks, awesome commands that gamers will love, and exclusive facts that will blow readers' minds. A must-have for all beginner and intermediate-level players of Minecraft and fans of ConCrafter!
Creeper, Zombie, Skeleton and More Jokes for Kids

Creeper, Zombie, Skeleton and More Jokes for Kids

Author: Steve Adamson
Publisher: CreateSpace
ISBN: 1503063313
Pages: 30
Year: 2014-11-01
One hundred Minecraft- and monster-themed jokes.
Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters

Hilarious Jokes for Minecrafters

Author: Michele C. Hollow, Jordon P. Hollow, Steven M. Hollow
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1510706364
Pages: 176
Year: 2016-02-02
Jokes for Minecrafters: Mobs, Creepers, Skeletons, and More is the second book in the Jokes for Minecrafters series, which boasts more than eight hundred jokes. The jokes inside poke fun at everything Minecraft from ghasts to Endermen. All of your favorite parts of the Minecraft game are included in the book and the jokes will make you giggle like you’ve never giggled before! Inside you will find uproarious jokes like: Why don’t they have Knock, Knock jokes in Minecraft? Because Hostile Mobs don’t knock on your door—they blow it up! What do you get when you cross an Endermen with a creeper? A teleporting bomb. For kids ages 5 and up, this is the perfect book for at home, at school, or really anywhere! You’ll enjoy telling these silly jokes to your friends and family! As a bonus there are silly illustrations throughout for extra laughs!
Saving Crafter

Saving Crafter

Author: Mark Cheverton
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing, Inc.
ISBN: 1510700161
Pages: 304
Year: 2015-09-01
Gameknight999’s best friend in Minecraft is dying, and only the User-that-is-not-a-user can save him! Herobrine, the artificially intelligent virus intent on escaping Minecraft and infecting the Internet with his evil, was captured after an epic showdown on the shores of Minecraft. Gameknight999, having trapped the virus in an unlikely prison, saved the lives of his friends in the game and was finally able to return to the physical world. Everyone thought the Last Battle was over and Minecraft was safe . . . but they were wrong. The powerful evil held within Herobrine’s prison is leaking out into the fabric of Minecraft and attacking Crafter, the most sensitive NPC on the server and Gameknight999’s best friend. With Crafter’s life in jeopardy, Gameknight999 and his father, a Minecraft noob, have no choice but to return to the game again. As they journey to The End to destroy Herobrine, Gameknight and his friends will face two of Herobrine’s most hated creations: the zombie-king, Xa-Tul, and the king of the endermen, Feyd. With Crafter’s life hanging by a thread, Gameknight999 must find a way to thwart Herobrine’s plans before the virus’s poison kills his best friend. Sky Pony Press, with our Good Books, Racehorse and Arcade imprints, is proud to publish a broad range of books for young readers—picture books for small children, chapter books, books for middle grade readers, and novels for young adults. Our list includes bestsellers for children who love to play Minecraft; stories told with LEGO bricks; books that teach lessons about tolerance, patience, and the environment, and much more. While not every title we publish becomes a New York Times bestseller or a national bestseller, we are committed to books on subjects that are sometimes overlooked and to authors whose work might not otherwise find a home.
The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book

The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book

Author: Brian Boone
Publisher: Skyhorse Publishing Inc.
ISBN: 1510729380
Pages: 176
Year: 2017-10-10
Why did Voldemort cross the road? Because he looks like a demented chicken. Muggle world got you down? Dark Lord actively trying to end you? Horcrux fell in between the abyss that is your couch cushions? Need some laughter but haven’t learned the tickling charm yet? Don’t worry; The Unofficial Harry Potter Joke Book is here to relieve some of the daily stresses that accompany a life of witchcraft and wizardry. “Tom” Riddles, knock-knock jokes, and plenty of puns: How did Ron gas up the flying car?... ”Expecto petroleum!” How does a Quidditch newbie function?... By winging it! What kind of drink to magical parrots like?... Pollyjuice! What’s a Thestral’s favorite day of the week?... Flyday! For fans of the Harry Potter series, this gut-busting compendium of charming and magical quips pokes fun at some of your favorite characters and scenes from the books and movies. The jokes highlight some of the major characters, including Harry, Hermione, Ron, Hagrid, Dumbledore, and Voldemort, as well as many magical elements from the wizard world! Featuring hundreds of jokes and more than fifty fantastic illustrations, this joke book provides endless amounts of fun and clean humor for readers and fans of the bestselling series.
The Ultimate Book of Memes

The Ultimate Book of Memes

Author: Anthony Wright, Lecturer in Political Studies Department of Extramural Studies Anthony Wright
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1974343383
Pages: 56
Year: 2017-08-06
The Ultimate Book of ROBLOX Memes This book is truly the ultimate book of ROBLOX Memes. Packed with over 100 ROBLOX related memes and jokes, this book will keep you entertained for hours! So what is ROBLOX? ROBLOX is an online virtual playground and workshop, where kids of all ages can safely interact, create, have fun, and learn. It's unique in that practically everything on ROBLOX is designed and constructed by members of the community. ROBLOX is designed for 8 to 18 year olds, but it is open to people of all ages. Each player starts by choosing an avatar and giving it an identity. They can then explore ROBLOX - interacting with others by chatting, playing games, or collaborating on creative projects. Each player is also given their own piece of undeveloped real estate along with a virtual toolbox with which to design and build anything - be it a navigable skyscraper, a working helicopter, a giant pinball machine, a multiplayer "Capture the Flag" game or some other, yet-to-be-dreamed-up creation. There is no cost for this first plot of virtual land. By participating and by building cool stuff, ROBLOX members can earn specialty badges as well as ROBLOX dollars ("ROBUX"). In turn, they can shop the online catalog to purchase avatar clothing and accessories as well as premium building materials, interactive components, and working mechanisms. Tags: Roblox, Roblox Books, Roblox Memes, Roblox free on kindle, Kids Memes, Roblox Kindle, Roblox jokes, Roblox free on kindle, minecraft jokes for kids, roblox joke book, roblox minecraft, funny, comedy, memes, jokes, pikachu, pokemon go memes, memes for children, jokes for children, memes for children, memes, meme, clean memes, clean jokes, ultimate memes, internet memes, memes, hilarious memes, memes free, funny internet memes, meme collection, memes, best memes, memes and funny stuff, awesome memes, memes free, funny memes, memes and funnies, internet memes, ultimate memes, cat memes, memes free, funniest memes, memes and jokes, video games memes, roblox game card, roblox builders club, roblox toys, roblox card, roblox robux, robux, roblox app, roblox games, free roblox, cheats for roblox, roblox gift card Please note that the paperback version can only be produced in black and white for now.
The Ultimate Guide

The Ultimate Guide

Author: Anthony Wright
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
ISBN: 1545172668
Pages: 92
Year: 2017-04-04
The Ultimate Game Guide to ROBLOX Do you like games where you are able to make your own world and manipulate it to your pleasing? Do you like games where you can play with others from around the world and make new friends? Then ROBLOX is the game for you! With Roblox you can create your own world, play in one that is already created, play with friends, make new friends, or even just play on your own! So, jump into the world of Roblox and get ready to make a world of your own and allow your imagination to run wild! This expert guide will teach you everything from how to create an account to how to create, advertise and make robux from your own games! You will learn: Creating a Roblox Account Customizing Your Character Making a New Game Making an Office Building Making a Roblox Car Moving a Character Teams Create Day or Night Cycles Mouse Appearance Game Passes Robux Teleporting Between Two Places Pathfinding Customizing Your Loading Screen Musical Buttons Matchmaking Get Out There and Advertise CreatePlace vs SavePlace Saving All of Your Data for Later Go to School at the Roblox University Managing the Game Memory Fighting Lag Making a Painting Tips and Tricks for Roblox And much, much more!
Diary of a Minecraft Enderman

Diary of a Minecraft Enderman

Author: Books Kid
Publisher:
ISBN: 1520194218
Pages: 80
Year: 2016-12-20
Ever heard the story of a Minecraft Enderman? Experience the daily life of a very special Minecraft Enderman. What kind of mischief will he get into? Will he find what he is looking for or will he face the wrath of the Ender Dragon? This diary book is a great read or gift for a Minecraft lover of any age!